1)  " Why?"  (after explaining what the one lap is..)
2)  "Tell them two boys in Florida with the Subaru their in"   ( Brock Yates quote from staff on telling us we are off the waiting list)
3)  "You call that vacation?" (Keith's boss on his request for time off)
4) "So your flying to Michigan?" (Sorry but the car is in Florida and we really need it to race)
5) "No bean burritos during the event"  (Dan Scanlan, reporter Florida Times Union)
6) "Dude my dad has the ultimate set of tools, I can fix it!)" (Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.. Seemed fitting)
7) "How much is this gonna cost",  (Wife of driver... at least for the time being)
8) "How about two idiots racing",  (Suggestion for a team name)
9) "Lets call it Deadly Serious Racing", (Name for the team when we were trying to buy a cadillac hearse to run before the Subaru was available)
10) "Go to Indiana and turn right", (very late night navigation instructions from Wayne on our way to Holm's Radiator shop)
11) "That is a seasonal item", (3 am response from a gas station person in Texas when we asked for suntan lotion, its May and its Texas!)
12) "Lots of left foot jabs on the brakes and use the handbrake to rotate the car", (Driving advice from Jeff the Rally driver of the Lancer at the track in Waterford, thanks but we'll skip the handbrake part!)
13) "There are no odd numbers, they are just even impaired", (late night discussion with Wayne on number theory)
14) "You can not budget for the one lap", (advice from one lap veterans and they are correct)
15) "It doesn't matter their flashing", (Keith's reply to Wayne at  ??:00 am in a small Texas town when he asked if the light was yellow or red)
16) "Can you sign our toolbox?" (Ask the Subaru WRX team, we can't do their story justice)